# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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