This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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