yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
