I never want to see another naked old woman again.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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