I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
