STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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