ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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