Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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