Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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