How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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