So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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