They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
A+ Viking dick
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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