BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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