Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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