Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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