wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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