He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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