I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
