I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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