no, he came in my armpit
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
We named our party play list daddy issues
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
and she was petting her beer can
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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