I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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