Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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