So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she peed on how many people?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My ass is underappreciated
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
