Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
