Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
This girl is more easily done than said...
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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