do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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