my mouth tastes like poor choices
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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