no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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