I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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