Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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