he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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