so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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