What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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