She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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