I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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go home
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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