Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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