We need to rekindle our bromance
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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