At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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