There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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