it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
