Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Shame is for Republicans.
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