he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
