I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
well most of my day revolves around power hour
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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