I wish I only lived at night.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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