No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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