So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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