What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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