): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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As shirtless as possible
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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