Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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