Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We don't watch enough power rangers
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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