Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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