it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
pray to the hookup gods
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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