You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
its not stalking. its research.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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