Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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