dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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