found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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